Game 4 Rule Changes - Important!

[arivess.livejournal.com]

Hey guys, some new rules we're implementing for Game 4.

It's a bit long, so please see under cut.

1. To become a mod, you must sacrifice a goat to Eilia. If you're already a mod, you're safe for now. Sacrificing one to Ari as well will increase your chances, but Ari prefers them cooked.

2. To earn gil, you must remember to invoke the Magical Moogle Mod. If you forget to invoke the Magical Moogle Mod, you have one chance to retrospectively do so. Once you use that up, if you forget, you don't get gil for your comment.

3. All complaints must be posted in bright red; otherwise they will be ignored.

4. You must address Ari from now on as Queenberry McStabbity.

5. All moogle_workshop entries must contain Cid in some way or form. If your submission does not contain Cid, you must submit it in the same entry with another submission that does, or it will not count for points.

6. There's a new activity requirement! You must participate in something at least once every two weeks. Otherwise, you will need to write a 500-word essay explaining why you were inactive and why you want to stay.

7. In order to balance teams, we are adding a new class: Mime! Everyone who wants to be in the Mime class should fill out our special new restamping app (to be posted soon) to see if they qualify.

8. Each team will now get a "summon" that has a special ability (ie, chance for one member to participate twice in some minigames or contests, free bonus points, etc). We will post a summon list soon, and it's up to the team mods to duke it out to decide who gets what.

9. We are working on developing a FF Land MMORPG! It has the potential to earn more points than everything else combined, so we encourage everyone to set aside at least 5 hours every day to play it.

10. ANY SUBMISSION FOR POINTS MUST BE DONE IN CAPSLOCK.

11. You must offer up a staff to Xinn with any ultima_arena entry. We mean the smackity-casty-usually-wooden-or-metal kind of staff, but you may offer hired-human kind of staves too.

12. You may give Xinn sharks for extra votes or to vote for yourself.

To show that you've read and understood these rules, please sign here.

Thank you~!

Comments

[cassandrablue.livejournal.com]

I love it. You've Rockrolled me D;

[arivess.livejournal.com]

:DD

[virago-queen.livejournal.com]

What if a current mod wants to sacrifice a goat to Eilia anyways? Do we get any benefits for being exceptionally devoted to our benign overlords?

[arivess.livejournal.com]

That would be Eilia's prerogative! However, I imagine you'd be able to ask to kick out anyone you want.

[haryan.livejournal.com]

4. You must address Ari from now on as Queenberry McStabbity.
X°D

(http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f378/BromSaphira/GIFTS/?action=view&current=yeeey.gif)

[arivess.livejournal.com]

♥

[sai_salamander]

SHOTGUN ULTROS FOR THIEF SUMMON

[arivess.livejournal.com]

BUT WEREN'T YOU ON GILGAMESH'S SIDE

[glacialphoenix]

But do we get bonus points if we offer the human kind instead of the wooden kind?

[arivess.livejournal.com]

It depends on the quality of the human kind. You know, prettiness, usefulness, obedience, etc.

[xinnk.livejournal.com]

As receiver of all staves, I'd say it depends on the usefulness of the human staff! Whether it'll do my bidding, serve as lovely arm & eye candy, and whether it is willing to join my army of staves (both human and non-human!)

[xinnk.livejournal.com]

ARI I MEAN, QUEENBERRY MCSTABBITY, ILU ♥

AND FOR THE RECORD, I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU MEANT HUMAN-STAFF BEFORE THE CLARIFICATION. <3

[arivess.livejournal.com]

ILU2 ♥ ♥ ♥

THE ONLY DEMAND I EVER REMEMBER YOU MAKING WAS "A NEW STAFF? D:" SO A NEW STAFF IT IS. >.>

[xinnk.livejournal.com]

haha I remember that too! I wanted a shark too (though I got that I think :D )

BY THE WAY, TOTALLY SNAGGING BAHAMUT FOR WHITE MAGES. FEAR OUR WRATH, MWAHA!

[arivess.livejournal.com]

You got a shark! You got a staff too, though. Hmmm. Do you want a shark too? I'll add that in. :DDDD

"FIRST WE'LL MEGAFLARE YOU, THEN WE'LL HEAL YOU"?

[xinnk.livejournal.com]

A SHARK WOULD BE AWESOMESAUCE :DDDD

more like "We heal you and get no thanks/you get yourself in trouble again? MEGAFLARE!"

[arivess.livejournal.com]

OKAY A SHARK IT IS :DDDD

I see, I see! :D

[glacialphoenix]

Superslick is an acceptable offering for penance, kupo! Alternatively, kupo, you may offer the Magical Moogle Mod pictures of her favourite characters, kupo! The Magical Moogle Mod is not that difficult to appease, kupo.

[arivess.livejournal.com]

Kupo nuts? :D

[naliarenegade.livejournal.com]

For real?
...
...

Can't figure out whether or not to laugh.
Hmm... I think these rules will be a little difficult to remember.

Memory challenge! (Writing these down without looking)
Call on Magical Moogle Mod every time I comment. Stay active. Ari is now Queensberry McStabbity. Must offer a shark to Xinn. Must give Staff. I must remember to sacrifice a goat. We get cool summons. All complaints must be in bright red...

Time to get more internet savvy. :)

DOES ALL OF THE ENTRY HAVE TO BE CAPSLOCKED OR JUST A LINE?

[arivess.livejournal.com]

FOR TOTALLY REAL :DDDDDD

HMM. MAYBE LIKE... 17.8% OF THE ENTRY. APPROXIMATELY.

[breyzyyin.livejournal.com]

XD ♥

[arivess.livejournal.com]

♥ :D